Free Idea

Okay, here's an idea that would make somebody a pile of cash. I have the flu and I'm finding it difficult to take care of my two-year-old because either my head or my behind is in the toilet. I would gladly pay some nice background-checked 23-year-old a sum of cash to amuse the kid for a few hours so I can throw up in peace. I'd be here, albeit somewhat out of it, so if there were any questions or problems I could rouse myself sufficiently enough to deal with whatever it was. Why isn't anyone doing this? One could call it "ParentRx" or something (can't leave the Daddies out). So anybody who wants to take this idea and use it, go ahead!